Paranoid Parrot

reads foul bachelor frog they based it on me!

reads foul bachelor frog they based it on me!  Paranoid Parrot

see one ant crawl across the floor infestation

see one ant crawl across the floor infestation  Paranoid Parrot

realizes entering target in red shirt leaves store

realizes entering target in red shirt leaves store  Paranoid Parrot

about to fap Log out of facebook just in case it somehow updates your status with your internet history

about to fap Log out of facebook just in case it somehow updates your status with your internet history  Paranoid Parrot

See my 14 year old cat sleeping OMG OMG IT'S DEAD

See my 14 year old cat sleeping OMG OMG IT'S DEAD  Paranoid Parrot

playing battlefield 3, "server disconnected" they must not like me

playing battlefield 3,

Girlfriend laughs at another guy's joke She was definitely flirting with him...

Girlfriend laughs at another guy's joke She was definitely flirting with him...  Paranoid Parrot

Jared milton threatens to hack me changes password and new anti virus

Jared milton threatens to hack me changes password and new anti virus  Paranoid Parrot

leave car unlocked check backseat for rapist

leave car unlocked check backseat for rapist  Paranoid Parrot

Friend is driving We're all gonna die

Friend is driving We're all gonna die  Paranoid Parrot
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