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Paranoid Parrot

Swallow sharp chunk of dorito I've cut my esophagus

Swallow sharp chunk of dorito I've cut my esophagus Paranoid Parrot
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walks by a group of people while wearing headphones "pause"

walks by a group of people while wearing headphones
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Hear fire truck my house is burning

Hear fire truck my house is burning Paranoid Parrot
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Help old woman at a gas station Check pockets in case she stole something

Help old woman at a gas station Check pockets in case she stole something Paranoid Parrot
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sees person with bluetooth headset CIA hitman

sees person with bluetooth headset CIA hitman Paranoid Parrot
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Sees guy walking the road with an empty trash can OMG Where did he dump the body

Sees guy walking the road with an empty trash can OMG Where did he dump the body Paranoid Parrot
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Wakes up at night to pee lights every lamp in the house

Wakes up at night to pee lights every lamp in the house Paranoid Parrot
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presses wrong key when typing password deletes everything and starts over in case it wasn't the only mistake

presses wrong key when typing password deletes everything and starts over in case it wasn't the only mistake Paranoid Parrot
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Walking down the street, stranger in front of me waives to stranger behind me They're planning to KILL ME

Walking down the street, stranger in front of me waives to stranger behind me They're planning to KILL ME Paranoid Parrot
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Walks out of the cafeteria with a glass of soda that you didn't swipe for (gasps) She'll hunt me down!!

Walks out of the cafeteria with a glass of soda that you didn't swipe for (gasps) She'll hunt me down!! Paranoid Parrot
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