Paranoid Parrot

Head starts itching Worried that I now have lice

Head starts itching Worried that I now have lice  Paranoid Parrot

two friends don't answer texts "everyone i know is dead"

two friends don't answer texts

Virus on work computer from browsing Meme sites OH god, i'm fired

Virus on work computer from browsing Meme sites  OH god, i'm fired   Paranoid Parrot

kinect registers hand motion whenever no one is moving GHOST

kinect registers hand motion whenever no one is moving  GHOST  Paranoid Parrot

gotta back car out of garage onto driveway brings wallet with license

gotta back car out of garage onto driveway brings wallet with license  Paranoid Parrot

relates to lots of paranoid parrot memes Someone must be watching me

relates to lots of paranoid parrot memes Someone must be watching me  Paranoid Parrot

HEAD KINDA ITCHES LICE

HEAD KINDA ITCHES LICE    Paranoid Parrot

girl glances at my lap and sees the "pants tent" formed from the fabric getting scrunched up as I sat down she thinks i'm a perv with a hard-on

girl glances at my lap and sees the

mom 5 minutes late picking me up she's in a car accident

mom 5 minutes late picking me up she's in a car accident  Paranoid Parrot

computer all of a sudden shuts down their tracking me

computer all of a sudden shuts down their tracking me  Paranoid Parrot
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