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sneeze once flu

sneeze once flu  Paranoid Parrot

not sure if light just flickered or...who the fuck is taking my picture?

not sure if light just flickered or...who the fuck is taking my picture?  Paranoid Parrot

Weird thump noise while driving Breakdown Imminent!

Weird thump noise while driving Breakdown Imminent!  Paranoid Parrot

Car drives by slowly prepare to duck in case it's a drive-by

Car drives by slowly prepare to duck in case it's a drive-by  Paranoid Parrot

no threats found malware must have cracked my antivirus

no threats found malware must have cracked my antivirus   Paranoid Parrot

lives in apartment complex thinks all the neighbors are talking about him

lives in apartment complex thinks all the neighbors are talking about him   Paranoid Parrot

someone mentions Christmas cards worry about how lame your life's description will sound this year

someone mentions Christmas cards worry about how lame your life's description will sound this year  Paranoid Parrot

hot chick wants to bang she has aids

hot chick wants to bang she has aids  Paranoid Parrot

Mom says we're going grocery shopping Must prepare disguise

Mom says we're going grocery shopping Must prepare disguise  Paranoid Parrot

Downvote a post in /r/new i'm becoming downvoting roman

Downvote a post in /r/new i'm becoming downvoting roman  Paranoid Parrot
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