Paranoid Parrot

wear friend's abercrombie & fitch shirt constant fear of people thiniking he's homeless

wear friend's abercrombie & fitch shirt constant fear of people thiniking he's homeless  Paranoid Parrot

SLIGHT CHEST PAIN I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!

SLIGHT CHEST PAIN I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!  Paranoid Parrot

Friend finds out my reddit username DELETE EVERYTHING

Friend finds out my reddit username DELETE EVERYTHING  Paranoid Parrot

tired of deleting browsing history stop using computers forever

tired of deleting browsing history stop using computers forever  Paranoid Parrot

About to get in car check underneath for bomb

About to get in car check underneath for bomb  Paranoid Parrot

what if vegetarian companies created the horse meat scandal to sell more veggie burgers

what if vegetarian companies created the horse meat scandal  to sell more veggie burgers  Paranoid Parrot

"VLC has crashed. Send bug report?" no

Comes to a stoplight Turns music down

Comes to a stoplight Turns music down  Paranoid Parrot

About to fall asleep "Did I forget to shut the garage door?"

About to fall asleep

posts something on reddit keeps refreshing page to see if there is any downvotes

posts something on reddit keeps refreshing page to see if there is any downvotes  Paranoid Parrot
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