Paranoid Parrot

suddenly realizing all your user names are the same how much do people now know about me?!

suddenly realizing all your user names are the same how much do people now know about me?!  Paranoid Parrot

Butt Touches the Wall in the Shower AIDS

Butt Touches the Wall in the Shower AIDS  Paranoid Parrot

post comment on reddit CTRL-F to make sure no one posted it already

post comment on reddit CTRL-F to make
sure no one
posted it already  Paranoid Parrot

tooth hurts a little bit root canal

tooth hurts a little bit root canal  Paranoid Parrot

start using private trackers the fbi wants me dead

start using private trackers the fbi wants me dead  Paranoid Parrot

Cat lays on roommate the cat hates me!

Cat lays on roommate the cat hates me!  Paranoid Parrot

Walking same direction as girl at night she thinks im a rapist

Walking same direction as girl at night she thinks im a rapist  Paranoid Parrot

Someone farts in the elevator Everyone thinks its me

Someone farts in the elevator Everyone thinks its me  Paranoid Parrot

sitting in your room at night and get called downstairs by your parents definitely in trouble

sitting in your room at night and get called downstairs by your parents definitely in trouble  Paranoid Parrot

have sex for first time stop off at free clinic right after

have sex for first time stop off at free clinic right after  Paranoid Parrot
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