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Paranoid Parrot

Share character traits with dexter oh god, i'm going to be a serial killer

Share character traits with dexter oh god, i'm going to be a serial killer Paranoid Parrot
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hair is just a little off before leaving the house constantly fixing hair in public

hair is just a little off before leaving the house constantly fixing hair in public Paranoid Parrot
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Girlfriend doesn't want me going through her phone She's cheating on me

Girlfriend doesn't want me going through her phone She's cheating on me Paranoid Parrot
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Use the bathroom at a hospital Better wash my hands, and use hand sanitizer. Ok I'll just wash them one more time.

Use the bathroom at a hospital Better wash my hands, and use hand sanitizer. Ok I'll just wash them one more time. Paranoid Parrot
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Sitting on the toilet afraid dick gets bitten off by sewer monster

Sitting on the toilet afraid dick gets bitten off by sewer monster Paranoid Parrot
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friend doesn't pick up phone friend must be dead

friend doesn't pick up phone friend must be dead Paranoid Parrot
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Gets a white food stain on my pants People will think I got semen on my pants.

Gets a white food stain on my pants People will think I got semen on my pants. Paranoid Parrot
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Writes an outstanding original essay Copy + Pastes it into a plagiarism checker just in case

Writes an outstanding original essay Copy + Pastes it into a plagiarism checker just in case Paranoid Parrot
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Gets fake arizona id learns everything about arizona in case bouncer is from there and asks questions

Gets fake arizona id learns everything about arizona in case bouncer is from there and asks questions Paranoid Parrot
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Moves out of Home Still Opens NSFW Posts in Incognito

Moves out of Home Still Opens NSFW Posts in Incognito Paranoid Parrot
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