Paranoid Parrot

ex and best friend on facebook chat at same time they're fucking!

ex and best friend on facebook chat at same time they're fucking!  Paranoid Parrot

Internet bar on the bottom right is refreshing itself Damn it, I hope I don't get a report that I downloaded a torrent of "Big booty bitches Volume 5"

Internet bar on the bottom right is refreshing itself Damn it, I hope I don't get a report that I downloaded a torrent of

Smoke Marijuana Hide Under Bed

Smoke Marijuana Hide Under Bed  Paranoid Parrot

PULLS OVER FOR FIRETRUCK ON DRIVE HOME ASSUMES HOUSE BURNED DOWN

PULLS OVER FOR FIRETRUCK ON DRIVE HOME ASSUMES HOUSE BURNED DOWN  Paranoid Parrot

watch a presentation on mental illnesses believe you have all of them

watch a presentation on mental illnesses believe you have all of them  Paranoid Parrot

Laptop fan becomes increasingly loud in class teacher must think I'm playing games

Laptop fan becomes increasingly loud in class teacher must think I'm playing games  Paranoid Parrot

Crotch itches Must have caught an std!

Crotch itches Must have caught an std!  Paranoid Parrot

teacher doesn't make eye contact when giving my paper back I failed

teacher doesn't make eye contact when giving my paper back I failed  Paranoid Parrot

facebook doesn't load end of the world

facebook doesn't load end of the world  Paranoid Parrot

Hears sound outside in the dark Aliens

Hears sound outside in the dark Aliens  Paranoid Parrot
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