Paranoid Parrot

ss top HE COMES AT ME !

ss top HE COMES AT ME !  Paranoid Parrot

Upper legs almost horizontal while biking All the things will fall out of pockets

Upper legs almost horizontal while biking All the things will fall out of pockets  Paranoid Parrot

hit bump in car holy shit was that a person?

hit bump in car holy shit was that a person?  Paranoid Parrot

Superman never gets sick, so he must have super antibodies, right? Once the bacteria get smart, we all die.

Superman never gets sick, so he must have super antibodies, right? Once the bacteria get smart, we all die.  Paranoid Parrot

Sees post saying he's been on reddit for 5 years Clicks username to see if he's lying

Sees post saying he's been on reddit for 5 years Clicks username to see if he's lying  Paranoid Parrot

accidentally drops pencil on floor oh god they'll think i'm cheating on the exams

accidentally drops pencil on floor oh god they'll think i'm cheating on the exams  Paranoid Parrot

Freind is sleeping check to see if they're breathing

Freind is sleeping check to see if they're breathing  Paranoid Parrot

Send youtube link to friend Triple-check to make sure it's the right one

Send youtube link to friend Triple-check to make sure it's the right one  Paranoid Parrot

Trouble sleeping prion-borne sporadic fatal insomnia

Trouble sleeping prion-borne sporadic fatal insomnia  Paranoid Parrot

Package arrives Checks tracking information

Package arrives Checks tracking information  Paranoid Parrot
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