Paranoid Parrot

Set alarm Check at least 3 times before going to bed

Set alarm Check at least 3 times before going to bed  Paranoid Parrot

See bug on the internet lift feet off the ground

See bug on the internet lift feet off the ground  Paranoid Parrot

Make one successful post. No post will ever live up to it.

Make one successful post. No post will ever live  up to it.  Paranoid Parrot

See person with sunglasses He/She's watching me

See person with sunglasses He/She's watching me  Paranoid Parrot

Turn off microphone whilst eating Friends think i'm fapping

Turn off microphone whilst eating Friends think i'm fapping  Paranoid Parrot

wakes up with morning wood "call doctor, it's probably been there for four hours"

wakes up with morning wood

Sees a girl who looks like my girlfriend on GW Goes through all her albums to make sure it's not

Sees a girl who looks like my girlfriend on GW Goes through all her albums to make sure it's not   Paranoid Parrot

Trying to act casual walking past an armoured van But If i try too hard to look casual, they will think I am about to rob them

Trying to act casual walking past an armoured van But If i try too hard to look casual, they will think I am about to rob them  Paranoid Parrot

card doesn't go through someone has stolen my identity

card doesn't go through someone has stolen my identity  Paranoid Parrot

About to mention a love interest to a friend Stalk her facebook photos so you can see what she will look like to your friend when he stalks her facebook photos

About to mention a love interest to a friend Stalk her facebook photos so you can see what she will look like to your friend when he stalks her facebook photos  Paranoid Parrot
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