Paranoid Parrot

Play piano in chapel at night Tell everyone a ghost was watching you play

Play piano in chapel at night Tell everyone a ghost was watching you play  Paranoid Parrot

About to get into car alone at night Checks back seat for serial killers

About to get into car alone at night Checks back seat for serial killers  Paranoid Parrot

Brother comes home sick at 3 in the morning Probably becoming a zombie

Brother comes home sick at 3 in the morning  Probably becoming a zombie  Paranoid Parrot

slight pain in arm Oh god it's a heart attack

slight pain in arm Oh god it's a heart attack  Paranoid Parrot

Sees "batman" in a comment closes entire thread in case there's spoilers

Sees

goes on first date clears browser history just incase

goes on first date clears browser history just incase  Paranoid Parrot

go over a small bump with your car in crowded supermarket parking lot Assume you ran someone over

go over a small bump with your car in crowded supermarket parking lot Assume you ran someone over  Paranoid Parrot

Swallow gum accidently im going to die tonight

Swallow gum accidently  im going to die tonight  Paranoid Parrot

get friendzoned better fuck her bestfriend before its too late

get friendzoned better fuck her bestfriend before its too late  Paranoid Parrot

tries to lock toiletdoor twice

tries to  lock toiletdoor twice  Paranoid Parrot
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