Paranoid Parrot

Does event for armguards asks the event host if they are legit

Does event for armguards asks the event host if they are legit  Paranoid Parrot

Needs to take a crap at school Fakes sick so he can go home and take it

Needs to take a crap at school  Fakes sick so he can go home and take it  Paranoid Parrot

Documentary on JFK Assassination COVER UP ON NETFLIX STARTS SKIPPING They're on to me

Documentary on JFK Assassination COVER UP ON NETFLIX STARTS SKIPPING They're on to me  Paranoid Parrot

friend uses your phone to look something up she knows what i googled

friend uses your phone to look something up she knows what i googled  Paranoid Parrot

torrent download slows down ohgod i'm going to jail

torrent download slows down ohgod i'm going to jail  Paranoid Parrot

someone makes indirect facebook status they're talking about me

someone makes indirect facebook status they're talking about me  Paranoid Parrot

Won't check behind shower curtain too afraid of actually finding a murderer

Won't check behind shower curtain too afraid of actually finding a murderer  Paranoid Parrot

Makes meme Looks up every word used to make sure there are no misspellings.

Makes meme Looks up every word used to make sure there are no misspellings.  Paranoid Parrot

lights flicker poltergeist

lights flicker poltergeist  Paranoid Parrot

walks on sidewalk doesn't step on cracks

walks on sidewalk doesn't step on cracks  Paranoid Parrot
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