Paranoid Parrot

toilet flushed while sitting on it iM GOING down

toilet flushed while sitting on it iM GOING down  Paranoid Parrot

Scratch balls, hit a sensitive part cancer

Scratch balls, hit a sensitive part cancer  Paranoid Parrot

see sheriff cruiser in Left 4 Dead 2 theyhaveawarrant and theyrecoming

see sheriff cruiser in Left 4 Dead 2 theyhaveawarrant and theyrecoming  Paranoid Parrot

Save Save again

Save Save again  Paranoid Parrot

Mom texts "can you call me?" Someone died

Mom texts

wakes up with moderately sore throat Fuck i have throat cancer!!!!

wakes up with moderately sore throat Fuck i have throat cancer!!!!  Paranoid Parrot

missed call and voicemail who died?

missed call and voicemail who died?  Paranoid Parrot

everyone has Christmas lights except you

everyone has
Christmas lights except you   Paranoid Parrot

AC MAKES DOOR OPEN IT'S A GHOST

AC MAKES DOOR OPEN IT'S A GHOST  Paranoid Parrot

Carries laptop to class in back pack feels back pack every two minutes to make sure no one stole it

Carries laptop to class in back pack    feels back pack every two minutes to make sure no one stole it  Paranoid Parrot
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