Paranoid Parrot

Forget to respond to someone on Facebook before answering their friend they think i hate them

Forget to respond to someone on Facebook before answering their friend they think i hate them  Paranoid Parrot

phone makes a strange sound it's been tapped

phone makes a strange sound it's been tapped  Paranoid Parrot

Clicks the silence on my phone multiple times before school to make sure it vibrates and doesn't ring

Clicks the silence on my phone multiple times before school to make sure it vibrates and doesn't ring  Paranoid Parrot

Slight Headache Brain aneurysm

Slight Headache Brain aneurysm   Paranoid Parrot

water bottle cap didnt make a noise when opening poisoned

water bottle cap didnt make a noise when opening poisoned  Paranoid Parrot

farts. thinks of the foul bachelor frog. goes to costco and spends $1,000 on beano.

farts. thinks of the foul bachelor frog. goes to costco and spends $1,000 on beano.  Paranoid Parrot

Update for computer Virus

Update for computer Virus  Paranoid Parrot

Bedtime? Sleep in a position where you can see all windows and doors. Caption 3 goes hercve

Bedtime? Sleep in a position where you can see all windows and doors. Caption 3 goes hercve  Paranoid Parrot

Reads about leaving $20 in thrift store pants checks all of his pants pockets to be sure

Reads about leaving $20 in thrift store pants checks all of his pants pockets to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Forgets to shave pubes before date Freaks out entire date

Forgets to shave pubes before date Freaks out entire date  Paranoid Parrot
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