Paranoid Parrot

Gets bitten by small insect Googles every venomous insect in area

Gets bitten by small insect Googles every venomous insect in area  Paranoid Parrot

cat stops purring and stares into the dark hallway who do you see that i don't???

cat stops purring and stares into the dark hallway  who do you see that i don't???  Paranoid Parrot

Slight brush against leg OMG ITS A GIANT SPIDER KILL IT!

Slight brush against leg OMG ITS A GIANT SPIDER KILL IT!  Paranoid Parrot

Not semi could be cop

Not semi could be cop  Paranoid Parrot

Person who doesn't like you gives you food Must be poison.

Person who doesn't like you gives you food Must be poison.  Paranoid Parrot

sees lecture on internet safety "oh god what have i done"

sees lecture on internet safety

On chat girl replys with "hi" Oh god she must hate me

On chat girl replys with

Watches a video that looks like it could be a screamer Pauses the video and checks the comments

Watches a video that looks like it could be a screamer Pauses the video and checks the comments   Paranoid Parrot

Turns off speakers still makes sure the video is on mute

Turns off speakers still makes sure the video is on mute  Paranoid Parrot

Does extremely well while playing online They think i'm hacking

Does extremely well while playing online They think i'm hacking  Paranoid Parrot
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