Paranoid Parrot

reading page 666 of textbook the devil is coming for me

reading page 666 of textbook the devil is coming for me  Paranoid Parrot

Use someone else's computer Semen keyboard Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here

Use someone else's computer Semen keyboard Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here  Paranoid Parrot

Something gooey in bottom of latte Oh God...semen

Something gooey in bottom of latte Oh God...semen  Paranoid Parrot

Finals week Set 7 alarms just to be sure

Finals week Set 7 alarms just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

before going to be, i check my alarm Then i check my alarm, Then i check my alarm

before going to be, i check my alarm Then i check my alarm,
Then i check my alarm  Paranoid Parrot

friend is driving on a 4 hour road trip hold on to the oh shit handle the entire time

friend is driving on a 4 hour road trip hold on to the oh shit handle the entire time  Paranoid Parrot

Decide not to send email to professor while typing it backspace everything before closing window

Decide not to send email to professor while typing it backspace everything before closing window  Paranoid Parrot

Read disappointed post It's about me

Read             disappointed post It's about me  Paranoid Parrot

Turn off all burners Make sure there is nothing flammable near stove at all

Turn off all burners Make sure there is nothing flammable near stove at all  Paranoid Parrot

pissing in public bathroom look around for hidden camera

pissing in public bathroom look around for hidden camera  Paranoid Parrot
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