Paranoid Parrot

finished atm transaction repeatedly press cancel button before leaving

finished atm transaction repeatedly press cancel button before leaving  Paranoid Parrot

Looks into security cam they think i'm shop lifting

Looks into security cam they think i'm shop lifting  Paranoid Parrot

Just used a master ball on lugia Now how to catch ho-oh

Just used a master ball on lugia Now how to catch ho-oh  Paranoid Parrot

Hears frog jump "shit dude, someone's coming"

Hears frog jump

Job interviewer asks why I moved 800 miles from home They think I'm a fugitive

Job interviewer asks why I moved 800 miles from home They think I'm a fugitive  Paranoid Parrot

Knows backpack is zipped checks

Knows backpack is zipped checks  Paranoid Parrot

sex last night. sore vagina chlamydia

sex last night. sore vagina chlamydia  Paranoid Parrot

The walls! They hear my thoughts!

The walls! They hear my thoughts!  Paranoid Parrot

Sister looks for for vaseline in mom's bedside table Mom jumps over bed to keep her from finding sex toys

Sister looks for for vaseline in mom's bedside table Mom jumps over bed to keep her from finding sex toys  Paranoid Parrot

Has sudden twinges in testicals i have ball cancer

Has sudden twinges in testicals i have ball cancer  Paranoid Parrot
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