Paranoid Parrot

getting into car at night someone in the back seat

getting into car at night someone in the back seat  Paranoid Parrot

hear faint scratching sound in the middle of the night the devil has come for me

hear faint scratching sound in the middle of the night the devil has come for me  Paranoid Parrot

I'm Sorry.... I made you spill your water....forgive me

I'm Sorry.... I made you spill your water....forgive me   Paranoid Parrot

RUBY IS lesbo? no way in hell

RUBY IS lesbo? no way in hell  Paranoid Parrot

Reads about mental disorders "I have all of them!"

Reads about mental disorders

Someone tries to high-five flinches

Someone tries to high-five flinches  Paranoid Parrot

Stops masturbating to make sure door is still locked

Stops masturbating  to make sure door is still locked   Paranoid Parrot

That car has sure been following me for a long time... Better take alternative route home

That car has sure been following me for a long time... Better take alternative route home  Paranoid Parrot

afraid no one is gonna comment on your facebook wall on your birthday deletes account

afraid no one is gonna comment on your facebook wall on your birthday deletes account  Paranoid Parrot

Things starting getting a little flirty with my roommate of two weeks? I'm probably already friendzoned

Things starting getting a little flirty with my roommate of two weeks? I'm probably already friendzoned  Paranoid Parrot
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