Paranoid Parrot

entering the dark house late at night BETTER have 911 ready on my phone in case I'm attacked

entering the dark house late at night BETTER have 911 ready on my phone in case I'm attacked  Paranoid Parrot

Is absolutely adamant that the supernatural does not exist Refuses to say "Candyman" three times in front of a mirror

Is absolutely adamant that the supernatural does not exist Refuses to say

Oh shit they saw me looking at them Now they think I am going to rob them

Oh shit they saw me looking at them Now they think I am going to rob them  Paranoid Parrot

Views Crush's Facebook account daily Better click on everyone else's page... She'll know

Views Crush's Facebook account daily Better click on everyone else's page... She'll know  Paranoid Parrot

open new tab after facebook to fap better close facebook tab in case someone could be watching

open new tab after facebook to fap better close facebook tab in case someone could be watching  Paranoid Parrot

sets alarm for first day of work better set 4 more in 5 minute increments

sets alarm for first day of work better set 4 more in 5 minute increments   Paranoid Parrot

a teszt szerint emelt diszkrét matekos alapra megy

a teszt szerint emelt diszkrét matekos alapra megy  Paranoid Parrot

Have really awesome data Must be an artifact

Have really awesome data Must be an artifact  Paranoid Parrot

Will Phish Jam this waves?!?!?!?!

Will Phish Jam this waves?!?!?!?!  Paranoid Parrot

Has clear shower curtains Checks behind them anyway

Has clear shower curtains Checks behind them anyway  Paranoid Parrot
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