Paranoid Parrot

Looks both ways before turning onto a One-way Road

Looks both ways before turning onto a One-way Road  Paranoid Parrot

Watches The Truman Show There are cameras everywhere

Watches The Truman Show There are cameras everywhere  Paranoid Parrot

About to post a link to reddit? better post it into address bar first to make sure it's right

About to post a link to reddit? better post it into address bar first to make sure it's right  Paranoid Parrot

Why don't i agree with background checks for guns? I don't fucking trust the government's decision making ability.

Why don't i agree with background checks for guns? I don't fucking trust the government's decision making ability.  Paranoid Parrot

Got complemented by a cute girl Better clean my room in case she wants to have sex

Got complemented by a cute girl  Better clean my room in case she wants to have sex  Paranoid Parrot

Finally start falling asleep Hear noise, look around for source of noise wide awake

Finally start falling asleep Hear noise, look around for source of noise wide awake  Paranoid Parrot

in learning commons looks both ways before facebook stalking someone

in learning commons looks both ways before facebook stalking someone  Paranoid Parrot

Sees three identical vans on the highway "They're after me!"

Sees three identical vans on the highway

Makes dentist appointment Begins flossing consistently 7 days before exam

Makes dentist appointment Begins flossing consistently 7 days before exam  Paranoid Parrot

Playing Minecraft while high Sunset No wool

Playing Minecraft while high Sunset No wool  Paranoid Parrot
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