Paranoid Parrot

Sees a bag on the side of the road i bet It's full of dead kittens

Sees a bag on the side of the road i bet It's full of dead kittens  Paranoid Parrot

Break up with Girlfriend Change all your passwords

Break up with Girlfriend Change all your passwords  Paranoid Parrot

First to finish a test Wait for a few others to turn it in first

First to finish a test Wait for a few others to turn it in first  Paranoid Parrot

GET SOAP IN MY EYES WHEN SHOWERING EVERYONES GOING TO THINK I'M HIGH

GET SOAP IN MY EYES WHEN SHOWERING EVERYONES GOING TO THINK I'M HIGH  Paranoid Parrot

Parents have an argument about road directions who's getting custody of me?

Parents have an argument about road directions who's getting custody of me?  Paranoid Parrot

Send text, no reply after 5 minutes they hate you

Send text, no reply after 5 minutes they hate you  Paranoid Parrot

Seen leaving the house by random person I'm going to be robbed

Seen leaving the house by  random person I'm going to be robbed  Paranoid Parrot

check pockets to make sure you still have everything

check pockets to make sure you still have everything  Paranoid Parrot

reddit is down boss has been monitoring my internet usage

reddit is down boss has been monitoring my internet usage  Paranoid Parrot

Are my apartment walls soundproof or are my neighbors quietly listening to me?

Are my apartment walls soundproof or are my neighbors quietly listening to me?  Paranoid Parrot
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