Paranoid Parrot

Opens a link to /r/atheism God saw that.

Opens a link to /r/atheism God saw that.  Paranoid Parrot

About to post a meme on reddit "I hope this is the right way to use this meme"

About to post a meme on reddit

Realize put wrong address on envelope the moment i drop it in the box. Call 911

Realize put wrong address on envelope the moment i drop it in the box. Call 911  Paranoid Parrot

Waits until the garage door closes just in case killer slides under.

Waits until the garage door closes just in case killer slides under.  Paranoid Parrot

I'M A PARROT CARL SAGAN

I'M A PARROT CARL SAGAN  Paranoid Parrot

Want to Sign up For ES:Online Beta But afraid all my information will be stolen

Want to Sign up For ES:Online Beta But afraid all my information will be stolen  Paranoid Parrot

Scared to make first post on reddit They might find out where i live

Scared to make first post on reddit They might find out where i live  Paranoid Parrot

delete a single file empty recycle bin immediately

delete a single file empty recycle bin immediately  Paranoid Parrot

Plane flies over It's crashing into my house

Plane flies over It's crashing into my house  Paranoid Parrot

Person compliments cologne. Oh God, I sprayed too much!

Person compliments cologne. Oh God, I sprayed too much!  Paranoid Parrot
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