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Paranoid Parrot

Attempts to make meme for 1st time Uses wrong meme

Attempts to make meme for 1st time Uses wrong meme Paranoid Parrot
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kills cockroach convinced that every sensation hereafter are bugs crawling on skin

kills cockroach convinced that every sensation hereafter are bugs crawling on skin Paranoid Parrot
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sticks blu-tack over the webcam just incase someone is looking

sticks blu-tack over the webcam just incase someone is looking Paranoid Parrot
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Makes eye contact with person backing car out in parking lot Still walks clear out of the way to avoid worst injury ever

Makes eye contact with person backing car out in parking lot Still walks clear out of the way to avoid worst injury ever Paranoid Parrot
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Left the car unlocked all night Constantly check mirror for a killer in the backseat

Left the car unlocked all night Constantly check mirror for a killer in the backseat Paranoid Parrot
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Parking next to car with huge dent. Find different spot.

Parking next to car with huge dent. Find different spot. Paranoid Parrot
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Google plutonum Now Im on a government watch list of possible terrorist

Google plutonum Now Im on a government watch list of possible terrorist Paranoid Parrot
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HAD A TUNA ROLL FOR LUNCH HAVE TO WASH MY HANDS SEVERAL TIMES SO GF DOESN'T THINK I AM CHEATING ON HER.

HAD A TUNA ROLL FOR LUNCH HAVE TO WASH MY HANDS SEVERAL TIMES SO GF DOESN'T THINK I AM CHEATING ON HER. Paranoid Parrot
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clicks "send" button on email immediately checks sent mail folder to make sure it got sent

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Don't wanna come off as a stage five virgin clinger Don't contact him at all

Don't wanna come off as a stage five virgin clinger Don't contact him at all Paranoid Parrot
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