Paranoid Parrot

a bird flies infront of window and blocks out the light for a second Oh my god, the sun has exploded

a bird flies infront of window and blocks out the light for a second Oh my god, the sun has exploded  Paranoid Parrot

"This condition is extremely rare" I am the 1%

FOUND PSYCHOLOGICAL LOOPHOLE IN MEME BETTER NOT POST IT

FOUND PSYCHOLOGICAL LOOPHOLE IN MEME BETTER NOT POST IT  Paranoid Parrot

Webcam on laptop? The government is watching me

Webcam on laptop? The government is watching me  Paranoid Parrot

Swerves a little during a sneeze behind the wheel cops will think i'm driving drunk

Swerves a little during a sneeze behind the wheel cops will think i'm driving drunk  Paranoid Parrot

makes fake facebookaccount to check with if personal info really hidden

makes fake facebookaccount to check with if personal info really hidden  Paranoid Parrot

Leaves store without buying anything Says "I hope another store has it" as you leave to not be accused of stealing.

Leaves store without buying anything Says

No one I call answers Either avoiding me or something terrible happened

No one I call answers Either avoiding me or something terrible happened  Paranoid Parrot

No more poop on the toilet paper while wiping? Better wipe two or three more times just in case

No more poop on the toilet paper while wiping? Better wipe two or three more times just in case  Paranoid Parrot

thinks of fantastic meme doesn't post for fear of reddit rejection

thinks of fantastic meme doesn't post for fear of reddit rejection  Paranoid Parrot
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