Paranoid Parrot

Hear siren on the car radio Pull over

Hear siren on the car radio Pull over  Paranoid Parrot

Great JOB, BEAUTIFUL WIFE, ADORABLE KIDS, LOTS OF FRIENDS impending doom

Great JOB, BEAUTIFUL WIFE, ADORABLE KIDS, LOTS OF FRIENDS impending doom  Paranoid Parrot

Home Alone, Opens Incognito Window Checks For "People Standing Behind you"

Home Alone, Opens Incognito Window Checks For

turn in test at the same time friend does They think we cheated

turn in test at the same time friend does They think we cheated  Paranoid Parrot

HAS TRANSPARENT SHOWER CURTAIN STILL CHECKS BEHIND IT FOR MURDERERS

HAS TRANSPARENT SHOWER CURTAIN STILL CHECKS BEHIND IT FOR MURDERERS   Paranoid Parrot

Posts about something a friend did Deletes it straight away to stop them from finding it.

Posts about something a friend did Deletes it straight away to stop them from finding it.  Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend is coming over later fap first, she knows

girlfriend is coming over later fap first, she knows  Paranoid Parrot

Someone walking behind me. make it quick and clean.

Someone walking behind me.  make it quick and clean.  Paranoid Parrot

GIVE A BLOWJOB TAKE PLAN B

GIVE A BLOWJOB TAKE PLAN B  Paranoid Parrot

quiet neighbor makes a loud noise he's getting rid of the body

quiet neighbor makes a loud noise he's getting rid of the body  Paranoid Parrot
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