Paranoid Parrot

Scratch leg in the morning bedbugs

Scratch leg in the morning bedbugs  Paranoid Parrot

get period everyone can see my pad

get period everyone can see my pad  Paranoid Parrot

Took a cold shower Hypothermia awaits me

Took a cold shower Hypothermia awaits me    Paranoid Parrot

Sees people walking down the sidewalk turns off lights, locks all doors

Sees people walking down the sidewalk turns off lights, locks all doors  Paranoid Parrot

Hot chick at airport bar is talking sexy Prostitute sting

Hot chick at airport bar is talking sexy  Prostitute sting  Paranoid Parrot

listening to music on headphones at work constantly take headphones off to make sure breathing isn't too loud

listening to music on headphones at work constantly take headphones off to make sure breathing isn't too loud  Paranoid Parrot

Home alone and naked when someone calls Better put my clothes back on before I answer

Home alone and naked when someone calls Better put my clothes back on before I answer  Paranoid Parrot

They call it the "War on Terror" But why am I now more afraid... of the government?

They call it the

Slight headrush... Brain tumor!!!

Slight headrush... Brain tumor!!!  Paranoid Parrot

See wifi network SV1048 FBI surveillance wipe computer

See wifi network SV1048 FBI surveillance
wipe  computer  Paranoid Parrot
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