Paranoid Parrot

Friend sends me a link Has to be a virus

Friend sends me a link Has to be a virus  Paranoid Parrot

posts a decent meme on reddit deletes it right away, nobody is going to think im funny

posts a decent meme on reddit deletes it right away, nobody is going to think im funny  Paranoid Parrot

Looks back when the train pulls in to prevent being pushed on the rails

Looks back when the train pulls in to prevent being pushed on the rails  Paranoid Parrot

Dance like nobody's watching POOP LIKE EVERYONE IS

Dance like nobody's watching POOP LIKE EVERYONE IS  Paranoid Parrot

have stains on my shirt everyone thinks it's cum

have stains on my shirt everyone thinks it's cum  Paranoid Parrot

Really long password and one typo at the end Backspaces entire password

Really long password and one typo at the end Backspaces entire password  Paranoid Parrot

Friend starts erasing what he was typing in Skype I.M Worries it was horrible news he couldn't tell me

Friend starts erasing what he was typing in Skype I.M Worries it was horrible news he couldn't tell me  Paranoid Parrot

Only one who uses my computer still Deletes nsfw link from history after i read them

Only one who uses my computer still Deletes nsfw link from history after i read them  Paranoid Parrot

TAKE LSD FOR FIRST TIME THERE'S DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN!

TAKE LSD FOR FIRST TIME THERE'S DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN!  Paranoid Parrot

Can't find my car instantly? Must've been stolen

Can't find my car instantly? Must've been stolen  Paranoid Parrot
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