Paranoid Parrot

Don't drive over that lit cigarette! Your car will explode!

Don't drive over that lit cigarette! Your car will explode!  Paranoid Parrot

making a left turn into nonstop traffic Takes 5 minutes

making a left turn into nonstop traffic Takes 5 minutes  Paranoid Parrot

Wind blows projector screen think i'm having an acid flashback

Wind blows projector screen think i'm having an acid flashback  Paranoid Parrot

HEAR A NOISE WHILE FAPPING ABORT

HEAR A NOISE WHILE FAPPING ABORT  Paranoid Parrot

Posting on reddit for the first time oddly scared

Posting on reddit for the first time oddly scared
  Paranoid Parrot

Insurance Agent Takes Picture of House. calls cops.

Insurance Agent Takes Picture of House. calls cops.  Paranoid Parrot

Take a piss in the middle of the night Turn on all the lights

Take a piss in the middle of the night Turn on all the lights  Paranoid Parrot

read cashier's nametag she thinks i'm looking at her boobs

read cashier's nametag she thinks i'm looking at her boobs  Paranoid Parrot

Browses flesh eating bacteria thread nicks balls shaving

Browses flesh eating bacteria thread nicks balls shaving  Paranoid Parrot

stranger enters public restroom sniffle aggressively to establish your presence

stranger enters public restroom sniffle aggressively to establish your presence  Paranoid Parrot
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