Paranoid Parrot

pet's head tilts when it looks at you. he's reading my mind!

pet's head tilts when it looks at you. he's reading my mind!  Paranoid Parrot

kills single roach in the house there are hundreds more. i know it

kills single roach in the house there are hundreds more. i know it  Paranoid Parrot

Checks r/gonewild to see if girlfriend posts

Checks r/gonewild to see if girlfriend posts  Paranoid Parrot

Made too many memes about Leah Now have to scratch her so she doesnt drop me with a 23

Made too many memes about Leah Now have to scratch her so she doesnt drop me with a 23  Paranoid Parrot

Cat meowing for no reason she must sense my imminent doom

Cat meowing for no reason she must sense my imminent doom  Paranoid Parrot

Phone rings on TV show who the hell is calling me?

Phone rings on TV show who the hell is calling me?  Paranoid Parrot

Sitting in bed with girlfriend, bed squeaks Mom thinks we're having sex

Sitting in bed with girlfriend, bed squeaks Mom thinks we're having sex  Paranoid Parrot

3 HOUR PLANE RIDE deep vein thrombosis

3 HOUR PLANE RIDE deep vein thrombosis  Paranoid Parrot

Post is getting downvoted Delete it quick so they don't downvote my other posts

Post is getting downvoted Delete it quick so they don't downvote my other posts  Paranoid Parrot

Period ends a day early I'm pregnant

Period ends a day early  I'm pregnant   Paranoid Parrot
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