Paranoid Parrot

Sees a newspaper assumes it's booby trapped with bees

Sees a newspaper assumes it's booby trapped with bees  Paranoid Parrot

Guy asks you to watch his bag It's a bomb

Guy asks you to watch his bag It's a bomb  Paranoid Parrot

Hear a noise in the middle of the night "i'm getting robbed..."

Hear a noise in the middle of the night

Door knob in bathroom is wet Someone got piss on it

Door knob in bathroom is wet Someone got piss on it  Paranoid Parrot

Which ones???

 Which ones???  Paranoid Parrot

Running for bus, young girl APPEARS "OH NO, THEY'LL THINK IM CHASING HER!"

Running for bus, young girl APPEARS

built-in web cam on laptop covers it before fapping

built-in web cam on laptop covers it before fapping  Paranoid Parrot

beginning eye wrinkle look like senior citizen

beginning eye wrinkle look like senior citizen  Paranoid Parrot

SET ALARM CLOCK ON CLOCK RADIO, PHONE AND IPOD.

SET ALARM CLOCK ON CLOCK RADIO, PHONE AND IPOD.  Paranoid Parrot

watches video in class turns volume down and mutes it

watches video in class turns volume down and mutes it  Paranoid Parrot
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