Paranoid Parrot

hanging up phone press it 10 times

hanging up phone press it 10 times  Paranoid Parrot

I'm blue

I'm blue  Paranoid Parrot

presses clear on calculator once better press it 10 more times!

presses clear on calculator once better press it 10 more times!  Paranoid Parrot

Struggling to open the lock of my bike in public everyone is thinking i'm stealing this bike

Struggling to open the lock of my bike in public everyone is thinking i'm stealing this bike  Paranoid Parrot

Learn that Osama Bin Laden is an anagram of "lob da man in da sea" Spend next 14hours shuffling letters in own name to determine exact moment you die

Learn that Osama Bin Laden is an anagram of

YO PAUL LIKE ME A SMOKE BITCH!!!! CAUSE IM FUCKIN NUTSSS

YO PAUL LIKE ME A SMOKE BITCH!!!! CAUSE IM FUCKIN NUTSSS  Paranoid Parrot

black man walks nearby hand goes to wallet

black man walks nearby hand goes to wallet  Paranoid Parrot

Really Needs to use the bathroom Still Checks Behind SHower Curtain

Really Needs to use the bathroom Still Checks Behind SHower Curtain  Paranoid Parrot

Drags one item into trash empty trash

Drags one item into trash empty trash  Paranoid Parrot

so you rub your germ-infested hand on this object that other people rub their germ-infested hands on? seems legit

so you rub your germ-infested hand on this object  that other people rub their germ-infested hands on? seems legit  Paranoid Parrot
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