Paranoid Parrot

Starbucks after 3 cups of coffee Laptop or Bathroom Pick one

Starbucks after 3 cups of coffee Laptop or Bathroom Pick one  Paranoid Parrot

incognito window? clears cache anyways

incognito window? clears cache anyways  Paranoid Parrot

mom is late from work raped

mom is late from work raped  Paranoid Parrot

leaves for winter break booby traps room

leaves for winter break booby traps room  Paranoid Parrot

COMMENT ON REDDIT POST CHECKS TWICE FOR SPELLING AND GRAMMAR

COMMENT ON REDDIT POST CHECKS TWICE FOR SPELLING AND GRAMMAR  Paranoid Parrot

walk out of store with beer everybody thinks I'm an alcoholic

walk out of store with beer everybody thinks I'm an alcoholic  Paranoid Parrot

Watches house I'm going to collapse from a mysterious illness

Watches house I'm going to collapse from a mysterious illness  Paranoid Parrot

reads r/relationships "Did my boyfriend write this?"

reads r/relationships

First Shower in 8 years Everybody knows.

First Shower in 8 years Everybody knows.  Paranoid Parrot

text "109696" to 73774 twice! just in case my first one didn't go through

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