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Paranoid Parrot

Friend has patchy beard syphilis

Friend has patchy beard syphilis Paranoid Parrot
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Hears car approaching from behind Mentally prepares to be run over

Hears car approaching from behind Mentally prepares to be run over Paranoid Parrot
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Medical test has 99% accuracy rate what if i'm the 1%?

Medical test has 99% accuracy rate what if i'm the 1%? Paranoid Parrot
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did you just microwave that foam plate? the house is going to explode

did you just microwave that foam plate? the house is going to explode Paranoid Parrot
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Make same turn as the person in front of me I bet they think i'm following them

Make same turn as the person in front of me I bet they think i'm following them Paranoid Parrot
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Look at someone on the cover of a magazine while walking Their eyes are following me

Look at someone on the cover of a magazine while walking Their eyes are following me Paranoid Parrot
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check fly after using restroom check 7 more times before leaving and once after

check fly after using restroom check 7 more times before leaving and once after Paranoid Parrot
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Has a picture of him self smoking weed and wants to post it /r/trees for karma Uses neighbour's wifi so cops can't track him

Has a picture of him self smoking weed and wants to post it /r/trees for karma Uses neighbour's wifi so cops can't track him Paranoid Parrot
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Has a final Brings 10 pens and 12 pencils and 2 sharpeners

Has a final Brings 10 pens and 12 pencils and 2 sharpeners Paranoid Parrot
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Masterbate in bathroom hold your breath cause they will hear

Masterbate in bathroom hold your breath cause they will hear Paranoid Parrot
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