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I SPENT ALL DAY MAKING ADVICE ANIMAL ABOUT CLARISSA... FUCK WHERE CAN I FIND SNAKE REPELLANT?!!?

I SPENT ALL DAY MAKING ADVICE ANIMAL ABOUT CLARISSA... FUCK WHERE CAN I FIND SNAKE REPELLANT?!!? Paranoid Parrot
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Lock the door check to make sure it's locked 3 times

Lock the door check to make sure it's locked 3 times Paranoid Parrot
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sits on toilet a squirrel is going to jump up my ass

sits on toilet a squirrel is going to jump up my ass Paranoid Parrot
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Work log-in says invalid username I'm about to be walked out

Work log-in says invalid username I'm about to be walked out Paranoid Parrot
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Checks the pants for the wallet Checks again 1 second later just in case

Checks the pants for the wallet Checks again 1 second later just in case Paranoid Parrot
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girl didnt text me back she doesnt like me anymore

girl didnt text me back she doesnt like me anymore Paranoid Parrot
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chooses wheelchair stall stares under stall door imagining wheels the entire time

chooses wheelchair stall stares under stall door imagining wheels the entire time Paranoid Parrot
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Store passwords safely in muscle memory

Store passwords safely in muscle memory Paranoid Parrot
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A lot of people get on your elevator Over capacity

A lot of people get on your elevator Over capacity Paranoid Parrot
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post adviceanimal on reddit will lead to identity theft

post adviceanimal on reddit will lead to identity theft Paranoid Parrot
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