quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

Paranoid Parrot

Jerking off at night Can my neighbours see me through the blinds?

Jerking off at night Can my neighbours see me through the blinds? Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

177 shares

see horror movie No matter what, don't look in the mirror

see horror movie No matter what, don't look in the mirror Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

177 shares

someone else has same name Oh my god, i have a twin that was stolen at birth!

someone else has same name Oh my god, i have a twin that was stolen at birth! Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

177 shares

2 cop cars outside apt run the fuck upstairs

2 cop cars outside apt run the fuck upstairs Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

177 shares

hear a housefly buzz flies will eat my baked goods

hear a housefly buzz flies will eat my baked goods Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

177 shares

notice facebook friend's profile gone they blocked me

notice facebook friend's profile gone they blocked me Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

177 shares

Sees Crown Vic on the road "OMG im a wanted fugitive!!!"

Sees Crown Vic on the road
add your own caption

177 shares

turn off the lights in basement Fucking sprint up the stairs

turn off the lights in basement Fucking sprint up the stairs Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

177 shares

Coughed once Better drink half a bottle of cough syrup

Coughed once Better drink half a bottle of cough syrup Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

177 shares

Automatic doors don't open as soon as you approach them oh fuck! i'm trapped

Automatic doors don't open as soon as you approach them oh fuck! i'm trapped Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

177 shares

Like us for More!