Paranoid Parrot

highlight, control-c, control-c, control-c right click, copy

highlight, control-c, control-c, control-c right click, copy  Paranoid Parrot

Leaves after closing the fridge hurries back to make sure it's closed

Leaves after closing the fridge hurries back to make sure it's closed  Paranoid Parrot

Goes to page 2 on reddit immedietly back to page 1, afraid to miss an update

Goes to page 2 on reddit immedietly back to page 1, afraid to miss an update  Paranoid Parrot

Spacecraft debris will re-enter atmosphere it's going to hit me

Spacecraft debris will re-enter atmosphere it's going to hit me  Paranoid Parrot

Killed 6 bandits checked them all 3 times to make sure i got the loot

Killed 6 bandits checked them all 3 times to make sure i got the loot  Paranoid Parrot

changing in locker room get insecure over penis size

changing in locker room get insecure over penis size  Paranoid Parrot

that car's been behind me for a while now begin plotting route to nearest police station

that car's been behind me for a while now begin plotting route to nearest police station  Paranoid Parrot

Washes hands in sink inside stall washes hands again at public sinks, so no one thinks i'm dirty

Washes hands in sink inside stall washes hands again at public sinks, so no one thinks i'm dirty  Paranoid Parrot

garage door open there's serial killer in the house

garage door open there's serial killer in the house  Paranoid Parrot

April 1st i can't trust anything

April 1st i can't trust anything  Paranoid Parrot
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