Paranoid Parrot

Sees a NSFW tag Avoids mousing over the link

Sees a NSFW tag Avoids mousing over the link  Paranoid Parrot

Wants to create new paranoid parrot reads through all of them to make sure not a repost

Wants to create new paranoid parrot reads through all of them to make sure not a repost  Paranoid Parrot

GETS ON A CITY BUS Afraid Keanu Reeves will get on Too

GETS ON A CITY BUS Afraid Keanu Reeves will get on Too  Paranoid Parrot

no email response after 5 minutes came on too strong

no email response after 5 minutes came on too strong  Paranoid Parrot

sees guy running wrong direction Shit! Spy!!

sees guy running wrong direction Shit! Spy!!  Paranoid Parrot

Someone is in the restroom and my girlfriend is staying the night... It's a burglar

Someone is in the restroom and my girlfriend is staying the night... It's a burglar  Paranoid Parrot

Thoroughly brushes teeth before visiting the eye doctor

Thoroughly brushes teeth before visiting the eye doctor  Paranoid Parrot

Posts a meme on r/adviceanimals oh god, i bet it's already been done

Posts a meme on r/adviceanimals oh god, i bet it's already been done  Paranoid Parrot

laughs about a joke community makes doesnt write it to make sure they don't think of it as ingratiation

laughs about a joke community makes doesnt write it to make sure they don't think of it as ingratiation  Paranoid Parrot

post something on reddit immediately refresh the page to check for upvotes

post something on reddit  immediately refresh the page to check for upvotes  Paranoid Parrot
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