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Paranoid Parrot

getting ready for shower instantly covers up body in case of hidden cameras

getting ready for shower instantly covers up body in case of hidden cameras Paranoid Parrot
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Don't hold my hand in public. Obviously people in Chicago know us.

Don't hold my hand in public. Obviously people in Chicago know us. Paranoid Parrot
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Hit a bump in the road I just ran over a small child

Hit a bump in the road I just ran over a small child Paranoid Parrot
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Walks behind bus Holds breath so fumes are not inhaled

Walks behind bus Holds breath so fumes are not inhaled Paranoid Parrot
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Call into work sick for 420, smoke weed. Im going to get fired!!!

Call into work sick for 420, smoke weed. Im going to get fired!!! Paranoid Parrot
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Bought a new car ONSTAR IS WATCHING ME

Bought a new car ONSTAR IS WATCHING ME Paranoid Parrot
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Descobri que li o texto errado 5 minutos antes da aula Dimitri vai me chamar

Descobri que li o texto errado 5 minutos antes da aula Dimitri vai me chamar Paranoid Parrot
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friend leaves make sure videogames haven't been stolen

friend leaves make sure videogames haven't been stolen Paranoid Parrot
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absentmindedly doodle a swastika oh god, i'm a nazi!

absentmindedly doodle a swastika oh god, i'm a nazi! Paranoid Parrot
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criticizes friend behind his back removes cell phone & laptop batteries first, just in case

criticizes friend behind his back removes cell phone & laptop batteries first, just in case Paranoid Parrot
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