Paranoid Parrot

GPS: Continue straight into creepy alleyway take right turn instead

GPS: Continue straight into creepy alleyway take right turn instead  Paranoid Parrot

New reddit CEO

New reddit CEO   Paranoid Parrot

automated toilet flushes they just watched me poop

automated toilet flushes they just watched me poop  Paranoid Parrot

Person approaches while walking immediately Prepare to counter an attack

Person approaches while walking immediately Prepare to counter an attack  Paranoid Parrot

listens to coldplay's "paradise" hears.... parrot, parrot, parrot dies

listens to coldplay's

Feel something inside shoe deadliest insect in the world

Feel something inside shoe deadliest insect in the world  Paranoid Parrot

Get back clothing from friend who claims they washed it wash it anyways

Get back clothing from friend who claims they washed it wash it anyways  Paranoid Parrot

Save progress in Pokemon game thrice

Save progress in Pokemon game thrice  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend is 5 minutes late She's Dead

Girlfriend is 5 minutes late She's Dead  Paranoid Parrot

Cut my lip shaving People will think i have herpes

Cut my lip shaving People will think i have herpes  Paranoid Parrot
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