Paranoid Parrot

Posts on Reddit Continuously refresh account overview in case post is downvoted to oblivion

Posts on Reddit Continuously refresh account overview in case post is downvoted to oblivion  Paranoid Parrot

Cougar missing fingernail no one order fribbles

Cougar missing fingernail no one order fribbles  Paranoid Parrot

watch lifetime movies about abusive men and murderers my future boyfriend could be a killer

watch lifetime movies about abusive men and murderers my future boyfriend could be a killer  Paranoid Parrot

can't use electric shaver when people are home They'll think it's a vibrator

can't use electric shaver when people are home They'll think it's a vibrator  Paranoid Parrot

Doesn't see "no turn on red" sign It must be behind me

Doesn't see

Something goes wrong at work It WAS ME

Something goes wrong at work It WAS ME  Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend doesn't say "i love you" back once DUMPING IMMINENT

girlfriend doesn't say

Lock door from outside the apartment unlock, go back in, check stove knobs

Lock door from outside the apartment unlock, go back in, check stove knobs  Paranoid Parrot

Pickle is on my head OH GOD THEY ARE AFTER ME!

Pickle is on my head OH GOD THEY ARE AFTER ME!  Paranoid Parrot

"Turn volume all the way up" Pause video and read comments

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