Paranoid Parrot

Doesn't sit on the toilet seat at home.

Doesn't sit on the toilet seat at home.  Paranoid Parrot

Does a good deed Because I'm on a Hidden Camera Show

Does a good deed Because I'm on a Hidden Camera Show  Paranoid Parrot

Drinking in room "did someone knock?!?"

Drinking in room

Something Stinks around here They're going to think it's me

Something Stinks 
around here They're going to think it's me  Paranoid Parrot

NOTES POSTS STILL GETTING DOWNVOTED AFTER A WEEK CONVINCED BEING TARGETED BY A SECRET CABAL OF REDDITORS

NOTES POSTS STILL GETTING DOWNVOTED AFTER A WEEK CONVINCED BEING TARGETED BY A SECRET CABAL OF REDDITORS  Paranoid Parrot

fart immediately runs to the bathroom to wipe

fart immediately runs to the bathroom to wipe  Paranoid Parrot

Chews crunchy food slowly because other people can probably hear it

Chews crunchy food slowly because other people can probably hear it  Paranoid Parrot

Hear rumors of flushing alligators Never shit again

Hear rumors of flushing alligators Never shit again  Paranoid Parrot

Goes to the bathroom to pee Checks to see if anyone is behind the shower curtain

Goes to the bathroom to pee Checks to see if anyone is behind the shower curtain  Paranoid Parrot

Avoid womenswear section at all costs they will think i'm a pervert

Avoid womenswear section at all costs they will think i'm a pervert  Paranoid Parrot
Like us for More!