Paranoid Parrot

deleted 40 emails at once better undo and check them again to make sure i didn't delete anything important

deleted 40 emails at once better undo and check them again to make sure i didn't delete anything important  Paranoid Parrot

I'll pee around the water someone will hear

I'll pee around the water someone will hear  Paranoid Parrot

knows their car lights turn off automatically stands and waits for them to turn off anyways

knows their car lights turn off automatically stands and waits for them to turn off anyways  Paranoid Parrot

Texted girlfriend and she doesn't text back within 5 mintues She must be dead.

Texted girlfriend and she doesn't text back within 5 mintues She must be dead.  Paranoid Parrot

Ctrl+c... Ctrl+c Ctrl+c Ctrl+c Ctrl+c Ctrl+c Ctrl+c Ctrl+c

Ctrl+c... Ctrl+c Ctrl+c Ctrl+c Ctrl+c Ctrl+c Ctrl+c Ctrl+c  Paranoid Parrot

Friend shows you a video then leaves the room. Checks comments to see if it's a screamer

Friend shows you a video then leaves the room. Checks comments to see if it's a screamer  Paranoid Parrot

Searching for CP TOR, in a virtual machine, 2 firewalls, over neighbour's wifi

Searching for CP TOR, in a virtual machine, 2 firewalls, over neighbour's wifi  Paranoid Parrot

Prepare to masturbate Log out of Facebook, exit Steam, and sign off of Skype

Prepare to masturbate Log out of Facebook, exit Steam, and sign off of Skype  Paranoid Parrot

No work emails yet today FIRED

No work emails yet today FIRED  Paranoid Parrot

receive compliment on esr he's trolling

receive compliment on esr he's trolling  Paranoid Parrot
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