Paranoid Parrot

tell people that I've lost all the contacts in my phone they will try to avoid me now while they have the chance

tell people that I've lost all the contacts in my phone they will try to avoid me now while they have the chance  Paranoid Parrot

See spider on TV check all over ceiling for spiders

See spider on TV check all over ceiling for spiders  Paranoid Parrot

take shortcut across the courtyard inside the school powerwalk

take shortcut across the courtyard inside the school powerwalk  Paranoid Parrot

Read paranoid parrot realise i'm just like him

Read paranoid parrot realise i'm just like him  Paranoid Parrot

Go to the bathroom Check behind shower curtain before doing anything

Go to the bathroom Check behind shower curtain before doing anything  Paranoid Parrot

shave with electric razor roommate thinks i'm using a vibrator

shave with electric razor roommate thinks i'm using a vibrator  Paranoid Parrot

Quickly goes from being sunny to overcast END OF THE WORLD

Quickly goes from being sunny to overcast END OF THE WORLD  Paranoid Parrot

open image link make sure url is .jpg and not .gif

open image link make sure url is .jpg and not .gif  Paranoid Parrot

Unnaturally quiet outside zombie Apocalypse

Unnaturally quiet outside zombie Apocalypse   Paranoid Parrot

Looks at self in mirror after poop to make sure no toilet paper hanging from pants

Looks at self in mirror after poop to make sure no toilet paper hanging from pants  Paranoid Parrot
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