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Paranoid Parrot

Downvote a post. cell phone rings. "Oh shit. he found me"

Downvote a post. cell phone rings.
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I may get mugged today Better carry a decoy wallet

I may get mugged today Better carry a decoy wallet Paranoid Parrot
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POst makes the frontpage "Oh shit oh shit oh shit"

POst makes the frontpage
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Hears people behind me laughing They're laughing at me

Hears people behind me laughing They're laughing at me Paranoid Parrot
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Overheard some people said your name 'they are plotting to kill me!'

Overheard some people said your name 'they are plotting to kill me!' Paranoid Parrot
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They'll know who i am

They'll know who i am Paranoid Parrot
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The person I have plans with later is texting me They are canceling

The person I have plans with later is texting me They are canceling Paranoid Parrot
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smoke joint on street police saw it

smoke joint on street police saw it Paranoid Parrot
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No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Paranoid Parrot
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Sees banner ad that is interesting The googling of the interwebs has begun

Sees banner ad that is interesting The googling of the interwebs has begun Paranoid Parrot
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