Paranoid Parrot

Get C for 3 answers in a row Every single answer is wrong

Get C for 3 answers in a row Every single answer is wrong  Paranoid Parrot

playing tf2 what if that pyro is a spy

playing tf2 what if that pyro is a spy  Paranoid Parrot

gets new phone sans battery is afraid to use old battery because "they" will know

gets new phone sans battery is afraid to use old battery because

Syncs iphone syncs again to make sure everything is there

Syncs iphone syncs again to make sure everything is there  Paranoid Parrot

Fly keeps landing on you in class spend the rest of class afraid you smell like trash

Fly keeps landing on you in class spend the rest of class afraid you smell like trash  Paranoid Parrot

Reads girlfriend ass wiping thread girlfriend created a novelty account to get me to wipe my ass more because she knows i'm a redditor

Reads girlfriend ass wiping thread girlfriend created a novelty account to get me to wipe my ass more because she knows i'm a redditor  Paranoid Parrot

Takes shower touches something gross. takes another shower

Takes shower touches something gross. takes another shower  Paranoid Parrot

low flying plane flies directly overhead looks up to make sure nothing is falling from it

low flying plane flies directly overhead looks up to make sure nothing is falling from it  Paranoid Parrot

Oh another car Better slow to five under the speed limit its probably the police

Oh another car Better slow to five under the speed limit its probably the police  Paranoid Parrot

15 + 6 = 21? better triple check it on my calculator

15 + 6 = 21? better triple check it on my calculator   Paranoid Parrot
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