Paranoid Parrot

Listening to music via headphones at library Pulls headphones out every 10 seconds to see if anyone can hear

Listening to music via headphones at library Pulls headphones out every 10 seconds to see if anyone can hear  Paranoid Parrot

Has to be CRB checked for a new job. Constant Panic

Has to be CRB checked for a new job. Constant Panic  Paranoid Parrot

Was going to post about first hangout with a girl today but then worried she may reddit and see the post

Was going to post about first hangout with a girl today but then worried she may reddit and see the post  Paranoid Parrot

Check friends wall before posting happy birthday In case they died and I look like a dick for wishing a dead person happy birthday

Check friends wall before posting happy birthday In case they died and I look like a dick for wishing a dead person happy birthday  Paranoid Parrot

Lecturer saw me laughing at my computer screen. They know

Lecturer saw me laughing at my computer screen. They know  Paranoid Parrot

Gets the same letter in a row multiple times One of them has to be wrong

Gets the same letter in a row multiple times One of them has to be wrong  Paranoid Parrot

Downloads off torrent site police are coming to get me

Downloads off torrent site police are coming to get me  Paranoid Parrot

downloads ikamasutra can't scroll app drawer around gallery anymore

downloads ikamasutra can't scroll app drawer around gallery anymore  Paranoid Parrot

turns on flashlight to light candle

turns on flashlight to light candle  Paranoid Parrot

Goes below 0 karma on a comment Deletes it so no one else downvotes him.

Goes below 0 karma on a comment Deletes it so no one else downvotes him.  Paranoid Parrot
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