Paranoid Parrot

clean on first wipe eight more just to be safe

clean on first wipe eight more just to be safe  Paranoid Parrot

same car in rearview mirror for past 1 min someone's following me

same car in rearview mirror for past 1 min someone's following me  Paranoid Parrot

Posts on facebook Not enough likes. Better delete it.

Posts on facebook Not enough likes. Better delete it.   Paranoid Parrot

Right two lanes exit only better get in the farthest right to be sure

Right two lanes exit only better get in the farthest right to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Too many emoticons Too many eyes on me

Too many
emoticons Too many eyes on me  Paranoid Parrot

road has weird texture must be a flat tire

road has weird texture must be a flat tire  Paranoid Parrot

character in movie walks in street anticipate impact every time

character in movie walks in street anticipate impact every time  Paranoid Parrot

technical fault? what don't they want us to know?

technical fault? what don't they
want us to know?  Paranoid Parrot

see police car approach me when im in my car waiting for a friend at an empty parking lot i hope he doesnt think im a drug dealer

see police car approach me when im in my car waiting for a friend at an empty parking lot i hope he doesnt think im a drug dealer  Paranoid Parrot

Can see my boss is having a private meeting with his boss I'm fired

Can see my boss is having a private meeting with his boss I'm fired  Paranoid Parrot
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