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Paranoid Parrot

taking a dump in a public toilet waits until someone uses the hand dryer so no one listens the farts or the shit falling into the water

taking a dump in a public toilet waits until someone uses the hand dryer so no one listens the farts or the shit falling into the water Paranoid Parrot
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Pastes inappropriate link in text window to friend Press back to make sure its going to friend and not someone else

Pastes inappropriate link in text window to friend Press back to make sure its going to friend and not someone else Paranoid Parrot
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Employer posted ad on craigslist I'm going to get fired

Employer posted ad on craigslist I'm going to get fired Paranoid Parrot
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Friend Drops by for unexpected visit while you're toking turn off all lights and hide because it must be the cops

Friend Drops by for unexpected visit while you're toking turn off all lights and hide because it must be the cops Paranoid Parrot
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if i stop staring at the vuze progress bar download speed will decrease

if i stop staring at the vuze progress bar download speed will decrease Paranoid Parrot
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get home to an empty house robbed until proven otherwise

get home to an empty house robbed until proven otherwise Paranoid Parrot
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Sees red pixel on r/adviceanimals background moves browser window to make sure not dead pixel

Sees red pixel on r/adviceanimals background moves browser window to make sure not dead pixel Paranoid Parrot
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knock at the door after 7:00 PM I'M ABOUT TO BE MURDERED

knock at the door after 7:00 PM I'M ABOUT TO BE MURDERED Paranoid Parrot
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Gets new calculator Puts name everywhere

Gets new calculator Puts name everywhere Paranoid Parrot
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Decides to make a Meme uses wrong meme

Decides to make a Meme uses wrong meme Paranoid Parrot
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