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Paranoid Parrot

always checks webcam before faping

always checks webcam before faping Paranoid Parrot
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Good Girl Gina gave him a cookie throws it in trash ... poison

Good Girl Gina gave him a cookie throws it in trash ... poison Paranoid Parrot
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Several people don't return texts for several hours Oh God, I don't exist.

Several people don't return texts for several hours Oh God, I don't exist. Paranoid Parrot
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Children playing on the side of the street... Speeds up so no one thinks Im a pedophile

Children playing on the side of the street... Speeds up so no one thinks Im a pedophile Paranoid Parrot
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Saw a pigeon got Cryptococcal meningitis?

Saw a pigeon got Cryptococcal meningitis? Paranoid Parrot
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Goes AFK Stays in chat waiting to see if anyone says anything about me

Goes AFK Stays in chat waiting to see if anyone says anything about me Paranoid Parrot
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Smell something strange hold breath in case it's poisonous

Smell something strange hold breath in case it's poisonous Paranoid Parrot
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Ignore text from someone I don't want to talk to Don't want to leave the house in case I run into him

Ignore text from someone I don't want to talk to Don't want to leave the house in case I run into him Paranoid Parrot
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Cop pulls up next to you at stoplight Stare at the stoplight so you don't look suspicious

Cop pulls up next to you at stoplight Stare at the stoplight so you don't look suspicious Paranoid Parrot
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A mosquito bit me I think I have the West Nile Virus

A mosquito bit me I think I have the West Nile Virus Paranoid Parrot
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