Paranoid Parrot

goldfish dies i killed him

goldfish dies i killed him  Paranoid Parrot

Thinks about moving car after filling up with gas before paying The garage might think I'm driving off! I'll just go and pay

Thinks about moving car after filling up with gas before paying The garage might think I'm driving off! I'll just go and pay  Paranoid Parrot

Have headphones on while on the computer check behind me every 30 seconds just in case

Have headphones on while on the computer check behind me every 30 seconds just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Doorbell rings while torrenting movie It must be the police coming to arrest me

Doorbell rings while torrenting movie It must be the police coming to arrest me   Paranoid Parrot

cakaw cakaw cakaw cakaw cakaw

cakaw cakaw cakaw cakaw cakaw  Paranoid Parrot

Walking closely behind someone? better pass them so they don't think I'm following them

Walking closely behind someone?  better pass them so they don't think I'm following them  Paranoid Parrot

Light starts flashing on car dashboard The cars going to explode

Light starts flashing on car dashboard  The cars going to explode  Paranoid Parrot

Visibly see employee take security sensor off my clothes Heart still races when I walk by the security alarms at the door

Visibly see employee take security sensor off my clothes  Heart still races when I walk by the security alarms at the door   Paranoid Parrot

kids outside my house i'm going to die

kids outside my house i'm going to die  Paranoid Parrot

Students behind you start giggling They're laughing at me

Students behind you start giggling They're laughing at me  Paranoid Parrot
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